theanti90smovement: *straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
rodneykong: ghostgif: 98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.– Kurt Vonnegut (via endangerment)
spacelovemelody: current emotion: i need money
fierrrrrrce: Real men don’t talk about their sexual conquests or call a woman out of her name. My father once told me “No matter if a woman is sinner or a saint when you lay with her you become her equal. So no matter what you feel about them, it’s also a reflection of yourself.”
A few years ago, I told an English teacher of mine, almost jokingly, that I was planning on committing suicide. I think it was my last cry for help. He called the cops on me and they came to my house that evening. Instead of my parents (father and stepmother) being concerned as I had so desperately hoped, just to feel loved, I was shunned and told I “embarrassed the family and should be...
sylviaplth: the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
viceversax3: indic4: applebright: seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid This.
Done with my last AP test. Now it’s time to prepare for my three finals, only two of which require any form of studying. The end is near, my friends.
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
Well. It’s ten o’clock. Time to start studying for my APUSH exam that’s at 7:30 in the morninggggg. lol
defuzzification: entertainingwealthybitches: 90sdefect: ghdos: the4mat: andross: Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Django? He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s. The hell you want him to say? “young black man” “African American chap” “Young Brutha” “beautiful chocolate fellows”
You know, I’m sorry dad. I’m moving out earlier than you’d like and it hurts you..I just can’t live here with her anymore. She purposely ruins everyone else’s happiness..including your own and my depression and anxiety will never get any better when I’m constantly being yelled at for existing and being the daughter of the “dead bitch”. I just...
im-kellin-myself: Do you ever look at someone and then look at yourself and get sad
Perhaps our descendants will look back on our time and marvel at us - possessed...– (via mysticmementos)
You make me feel like shit but I’m not allowed to say anything. Sometimes you’re just as bad as he was.
Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they...– Andy Warhol (via jetfuelforthought)
parscilla: instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life
vaspim2k13: andrewestes0: I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants. This is the most relatable post I’ve ever seen in my life